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Nasty! Kill 6 Shinobi with a perfect-parry

Baby Steps Buy your first Upgrade Chip

The Quarterback Defeat Ahriman the Destroyer

First Time? Die for the first time

Welcome to the City of the Dead Make it to the police station.

Skullcrusher Defeat Skullface

My Friend Ciro Decide Ciro's fate

Slowpoke! Lose the maximum level of Chase.

Pirate Ship, Please! Kill 3 enemies with cannonballs.
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Night of Terrors Survive the Night of Terrors

Enter the Hall Reach the Carnage Hall

Nemesis Meet Skullface

Orgy of Power Use all Allies' Ultimate powers once during the game, except the Coon

A New Heir Lose your crown and start a new reign.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Lilith Returns Complete the tutorial.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just a Flesh Wound Lose 1000 limbs.

Buddha is me Become the golden Buddha.

Kung-Fu Tussle Hit 3 enemies in a single strike. (Ignored in introduction level.)

Fully Worthy Become an honorary Marshwalker.

Cryptic Cameo Complete Chapter 5.

Card Royalty Win the Queen's Blood tournament held on board the Shinra-8.

The President's Commendation Complete Chapter 4.

Stealing the Show Win the prize for outstanding performance in the Junon parade.

7th, Assemble! Recruit all Midgar 7th Infantry units for the parade in Junon.

Intelligence Specialist Gather world intel at fifty separate locations.

Fort Condor Commander Obtain a protorelic in the Junon region.

Bastardly Behavior Defeat Princess Kenny at the Town Square Amphitheater.

Death From Above Defeat 10 enemies with weapon strikes from the air.
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Weed Killer Defeat Kyle in his sacred grove.

Powdered Cheese Bath Heal 150 points of damage with a single Healing Totem across any number of allies.

The Green Seas Make at least 4 enemies Vomit with no more than 1 second in between each.

Ultra-Legendary Acquire an Ultra-Legendary Upgrade.

Legendary Acquire a Legendary Upgrade.

Found the Toot Button Relieve the buildup of natural pressures in the gastrointestinal tract through quick, albeit semi-musical, bursts of gaseous release.

Small fish, big pond Complete "Miniature"

Top Shelf Reach the highest platform above the power drill in "Miniature"

One VERY small step Meet the Elder

Make Mine Black Complete Chapter 3.

Swampy Situation Complete Chapter 2.

Director of Regional Intelligence Gather all pieces of world intel in a region.

Off to Florida Buy the retirement plan from the blue vending machine.

You Work for Me Now Defeat a summon in battle and obtain its materia.

Stuntmaster Climbing and going across the environment allows you to control the flow of the fight.
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Street Fighting Anything can be a weapon, so keep using your environment to your advantage. All is fair in such fights! (Ignored in training mode.)
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Qi Gong: Essence Receive the highest age-based shrine reward for the first time.