EXcessiveAvenger

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Bullseye One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Southern Gentleman Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Silent Kill Kill 5 enemies in a row with a sneak kill without being discovered.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

All Roads Lead To Rome Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Bittersweet Complete the game

Now You Can Come In Find Camden

Vertigo Activate the Amplifier

Tied loose end Deal with Tahir

The Whole Story Finish all side quests

Italian Plumber Kill an enemy with a wrench, using Vault followed by Drop Attack

Making Faces Show the outside world that you're still alive

High Flyer Kill 25 enemies using Ground Pound or Drop Attack

Bolter Hunting Catch 5 Bolters

Now It's Safe Capture all Safe Zones

Hush, Hush Now Quiet a Screamer

Sightseeing Reach the Old Town

Gabriel's Sword Add a fire elemental effect to a sword or a khopesh

Mount Everest Climb at least 8848 meters on various objects.

The Legend of Harran Reach Survivor Rank lvl 18

Judo Master Throw 50 enemies with Grapple

BBQ Stick a burning zombie on spikes

Electrified! Catch 25 enemies in the Electric Fence trap

Pearls in the Mud Open 5 GRE chests in Quarantine Zones