EPIC_MUSIC

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT combo unbreaker

:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

Be nice. Be NICE.

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

MAYBE ACTUALLY QUIT YOUR DAY JOB it's funny, because usually people dream of quitting bartending to do music, but in this case, the opposite is true

IT'S ALL SHE TAUGHT ME nostalgia. bitters. demerara.

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

LET'S GO FOR SIX you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

Episode 3 Completed! Completed Episode 3: Stairway to Limbo

SETUP breakout success

Yes, there's release timing. Sorry.

I KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE okay at some point patience has to stop being a virtue

OHHH I GET IT. THEY ALL HAVE MUSIC NAMES when you explain an idea, the idea fundamentally changes.

THIS IS KIND OF JUST A GAME ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY BECOMING A BABYSITTER local child utterly DESTROYED by insane ability to count up one by one

STALLING. I thought I'd think she'd be taller.

SOUND CHECK everything is normal

Episode 2 Completed! Completed Episode 2: Reflection of Death

Episode 1 Completed! Completed Episode 1: Eye in the Darkness

Duty Fulfilled Obtain every trophy.

Reincarnated Clear new game+.

Floral Profusion Fully upgrade all of Koo's Bloom Arts.

Giant Tree in Bloom Obtain all of Koo's skills.

Blademaster Fully upgraded all of Emma's Blade Arts and Finishers.

Giant Tree Budburst Obtain all of Emma's skills.

Degeneration​ Reset your attribute points for the first time.

Blade Enthusiast Fully upgrade every blade.

Munitions Master Fully upgrade every ranged weapon, arrow type, and bolt type.

The Ultimate Vessel Reach level 100 with Emma.

The Perfect Pal Reach level 100 with Koo.

Horror in the Sky Look at the crescent moon.

Life After the End Reach the ending of the game.

The End of Reincarnation Defeat the Beast of Reincarnation.

Blade Collector Obtain every blade.

Happy Camper Discovered every campsite.

Know-It-All Read every document.

Kunai & Kirin Defeat Kunai and Kirin.

Erymanth's End Defeat Erymanth.

Soul Returned Discovered every shrine.

Gourmand Obtain every book on both cooking and crops.