EPICURO

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Iconoclast Kill the Icon of Sin

The Once and Future Slayer Complete the Campaign on any difficulty

Nontraditionalist Kill the Khan Maykr

They're ALL My Favorite Purchase all Praetor Suit Perks in a single save slot

Meet Your Unmaykr Acquire the Unmaykr

Breaker of Gates Complete all Slayer Gates in a single save slot

Reforged and Refueled Acquire a new Crucible in Taras Nabad

Thumbs Down Best the Gladiator in the coliseum

Interplanetary Fracking Blow a hole in Mars

Extra Extra Lives Pick up 20 Extra Lives Total in a single save slot

Homemaykr Spend 8 Sentinel Batteries in the Fortress of Doom in a single save slot

This One's my Favorite Complete a Praetor Suit Perk category in a single save slot

King of the Crystals Fully upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo in a single save slot

The Hunters Became the Hunted Kill the Doom Hunters

An Eye For An Eye Block a Power Disc with a Power Toss.

It's a Magic Number Kill 666 Demons (excluding Player Demons and Wolves)

Bonus Stage Complete a Slayer Gate

Crystal Craving Upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo

Doomsday Complete Hell on Earth

Darn It, They Keep BREAKING Perform 33 Unique Glory Kills in a single save slot

Had Enough of Preachers Defeat Osmund Saddler in Separate Ways.

"It" Kept You Busy Defeat Pesanta in Separate Ways.

Giant Slayer Defeat El Gigante in Separate Ways.

Wave Goodbye, Right Hand Defeat the Verdugo.

Never Heard It Coming Defeat a Garrador using only knives.

You're Small Time! Defeat Osmund Saddler.