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The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Point A to Point B Drop off 25 passengers driving the taxi.

Chopper’d Up Kill all hostile NPCs during the mission "Demolition Man" using the RC chopper’s blades.

Greasy Palms Use a police bribe to reduce your wanted level.

Iron-y Kill the property developer with a Golf Club during "Four Iron".

Legal Counsel Complete the "Riot" mission.

Somebody Call the Wambulance? Complete Paramedic Mission level 12.

Annoholic Win a custom game with the highest possible difficulty settings.

...Queen,... Finish the campaign on advanced difficulty.

...and Empire. Finish the campaign on expert difficulty.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Great Exhibitionist Organise an exhibition.

What's That Smell? Have a burning sailing ship.

Full Steam Ahead! Build a steam ship.

Chartered Company Reach Investors using only charter routes.

Isambard's Kingdom Build wood, stone and railway bridges.

Thank you, Mr. Scrooge. Lure Carl Leonard von Malching into gifting you money.

Climate Change Denier Build a power plant.