DucksOfFire

RIP Die 25 times
25/25

Surviving Cave Hell Reach checkpoint 9 in Mabutts Valley

How deep does this go? Reach checkpoint 8 in Mabutts Valley

Medic Use 20 Epipens
20/20

Scrap Yard Use 100 scraps
100/100

Perhaps a Shortcut Reach checkpoint 7 in Mabutts Valley

That's hot! Reach checkpoint 6 in Mabutts Valley

Just smooth sailing from here Reach checkpoint 5 in Mabutts Valley

Not even a scratch! Reach checkpoint 4 in Mabutts Valley

Hurtlocker Indiana Jones the mine

Tonight we feast! Cook a Moose

Can RVs swim? Reach checkpoint 3 in Mabutts Valley

Turd Rock Get the RV on top of turd mountain

This is going well! Reach checkpoint 2 in Mabutts Valley

Baby Steps Reach checkpoint 1 in Mabutts Valley

Chain-smoker Smoke 512 Cigarettes
512/512

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Lich-Queen's Wrath Ally with Voss against the Githyanki God-Queen. Good luck.

Action Surge Perform five attacks in one turn. Your enemies won't know what hit them (literally).

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Taking Blood Steal the Blood of Lathander from underneath Rosymorn Monastery.

Big Trophy Unlock every other trophy

Big Game Completely finish the game

Big Makeover Get shiny

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Expand Your Mind Consume a parasite and unlock a new power - is it meant to wriggle the whole way down?

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.