DoDo__Plays

Strike The Colors Board a Lead Convoy ship

Double Tap Parry two Ocelot attacks in rapid succession

Hungover Wake up in a haystack

Matador Dodge a total of three charge attacks by a Wild Pig

Silence, Fool! Kill a guard ringing a bell

Articles Of Agreement Ensure the survival of all pirates in a street fight

Owned Complete every activity in a single location

Smooth Operator Craft an item

A Poxy Bird Captain your own ship (complete Sequence 2, Memory 6)

Unsinkable Survive a rogue wave taken from the side

Let Me Explain After a perfect parry, perform a total of four takedowns

Yo Ho… Learn a new shanty

Lively Havana Get a tour of Havana (complete Sequence 2, Memory 1)

Caught 'Em All Catch at least five enemies within a single smoke bomb

Backs To The Wall Kill an enemy with a wall takedown

Platinum Cookie Do Not Eat.

Neverclick Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

A wizard is you Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?

Seedless to nay Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Keeper of the conservatory Unlock every garden seed.

And a little extra Bake 10^72 cookies in one ascension.

All-natural cane sugar Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Leprechaun Click 777 golden cookies.

Oft we mar what's well Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!

Spooky cookies Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Hide & seek champion Unlock all the eggs.

Citadel's Champion Reach Citadel Level 50

Apocalypse Then Defeat Yog’Thadassa

You Ain't the Boss of Me Win a battle in Boss Rush

A round of applause Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!

Sweetmeats Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Lovely cookies Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Let it snow Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

In the garden of Eden (baby) Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

No nobility in poverty Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

All hail Santa Reach Santa's final form.

Debt evasion Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!

Base 10 Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.

Rookie numbers Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!

Mathematician Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.

Self-improvement Reach level 10 You.

Gifted Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Strange topologies Reach level 10 idleverses.

Alexandria Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Nihilism Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Sierpinski rhomboids Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Let's leaf it at that Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Palettable Reach level 10 prisms.

Chubby hadrons Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

The long now Reach level 10 time machines.