Dirtyweekend404

Geek I'm not a genius, but I am smarter than you are.

Millionaire Earn your first million Euro

Estate Agent Sell 20 houses.

Negotiator Successfully negotiate a sale earning no less than 50,000 Euro

Worth Every Penny Mind over matter. Money over all.

Step up your game Did someone call a stair specialist?

Do it ASAP Complete an order in less than 1 minute

Just Enough Age is just a number. Live life fully, no matter how old you may be.

You're doing it wrong Killed a cockroach with a hammer.

Junior Estate Agent Sell 10 houses.

I'm a Belieber Fashion is my armor against the realities of everyday life.

Wall Street Shark It's business. Leave your feelings at the door.

Knock, knock I am the one who knocks.

Artistic Soul Every child is an artist. The challenge lies in remaining an artist as an adult.

Mystery Carpe diem!

Family Man Family isn't just an important thing. It's everything.

Car Mechanic You'll need a car mechanic.

Strongman Do you even lift?

Pro-creative You know, when you're in love, you can't get sleep... because of your kids screaming around the clock!

Alpha Male What happens in the cave stays in the cave.

First Money Complete first order

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

One More For The Road Earned all other trophies

Seen It All Earned your Veteran License

I'm a Pro Earned your Pro License

King of Tampa Win a Main Event at Tampa in any game mode

Definitely Not a Rookie Earned your Pro-Am License

Twice At The Top Won two different Tier 1 Motorsports

Gimme 50! Earned 50 Accolades

Cream Of The Crop Won all Factory Drive events for 3 manufacturers

Two Affinity And Beyond Earned Affinity with two manufacturers

Straight Six Drove a Porsche 911 GT1-98 at 24 Hours of Le Mans Circuit for 24 minutes at 60x time progression.

The Milk Man Won a full distance (200 Laps) Indy 500 race

Triple Crown Won the Indy 500, Le Mans 24 Hours and Azure Circuit Grand Prix

Get That Dirt Off Your Shoulder Successfully completed a Rallycross season

Diversity Completed a Championship in every Motorsport discipline within Career