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Just in Time Open a timed Care Package

Weapon Engineer Unlock weapon modding

Apprentice Unlock Skill upgrading

Canine Companion Unlock the Ember Dog

Feline Friend Unlock the Ember Cat

River of Goo Make an offering to the Offering Pit

Technically a Sequel Finish the storyline

Speed Runner Reach an enemy HQ from row 1 within 18 minutes

Souls-Like Roll through 500 bullets

If it Bleeds Take a total of 15,000 damage (lifetime)

Beam Not Kill 30 Beambots

Safe Keeping Reach 5 hideouts total

Strong Lifeform Reach XP level 50

With Enemies Like These Ride on top of every enemy type possible

Downshotter Downshoot 999 times (lifetime)

Best Defense Kill 20 Shieldtroopers

Fly Me To the Moon Back to the sea.. or not.

OOPS I Did It Again Destroy the base.

Free At Last Free your friend.

No Time To Lose Achieve top score in the Obstacle Course Challenge.

You’re Pretty Sharp Find 10 Discoveries.
10/10

Flyswatter Kill 50 Flybots

Grena-tears Kill 50 Grenadiers

Let’s Talk About This Destroy 3 HQs

Lots on the Line Complete a mission without reaching any hideouts

Surviving Lifeform Reach XP level 25

Bossing Around Kill a boss in less than 45 seconds of their arrival

LOL EZ Complete a level without taking more than 30 damage

Alert Level Mauve Kill 510 enemies

Didn't Follow The Light Survive the lantern fish.

DARWIN 2 / GULL 0 Survive Steven The Seagull again.

Inking Steven Seagull Shoot Ink to “Steven The Seagull”.

Progress Is Good Find 5 Discoveries.
5/5

Slow But Safe Maintain camouflage for over 10 seconds.

Can’t Catch Me! Survive Steven The Seagull.

That Hurt Find the piano.

Participation Award Find your first Discovery.
1/1

Inked Away! Escape the morays.

Anti-Air Blow up 10 Armored Sky Vans

Chunk of Change Have 2000 Lunch Money saved up

Die Harder Die a total of 10 times

Toddler Mutant Progression Hurdles Unlock your first alternate Mutation

You Aren’t Beefy Enough Destroy an HQ

Triggering the Alarms Complete a mission with more than 8 city blocks destroyed

Three’s a Crowd Pop out of the ground under two or more enemies

I'm Not Afraid Survive a Beambot Swarm level

Prime Directive Complete a streak of 10 successful objectives

New Lifeform Reach XP level 5

Robbin Good Gain over 110 Lunch Money in a single level

Lunchtastic Gain over 220 Lunch Money in a single level