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Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Loom for Improvement Upgrade a piece of gear

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

The Defender of Dragons Save a dragon

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Coasting Along Visit Poidsear Coast

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

The Spell Master Learn all spells
24/26

The Hallowed Hero Wield a Deathly Hallow

The Root of the Problem Stun 10 different enemies using a Mandrake
2/10

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Grappling with a Graphorn Subdue the Lord of the Shore

The One Who Mastered Memories View all Pensieve memories

The Hero of Hogwarts Defeat Ranrok

Going Through the Potions Brew every type of potion
4/6

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Flight the Good Flight Beat Imelda's time in all broom races
2/3

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Rising From the Ashes Rescue the phoenix

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Put Down Roots Grow every type of plant
3/8

A Sallow Grave Complete Sebastian Sallow's relationship line

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
53/83

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Double Trapper Catch more than one Bugsnak in your Snak Trap at once.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.