DREAD-NOTE

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Hello, Charlie! Destroy a Charlie Doll.

Nemesis Down? Defeat Nemesis on the rooftop.

Escape from the City Make it out of downtown Raccoon City.

The Carlos Express Leave R.P.D.

I Don't Feel So Good Leave the clock tower plaza.

An Unfortunate End Defeat zombie Brad.

I Need a Hero Withstand the zombie siege.

Two For One Deal Defeat two enemies with a single shot.

The Pursuer Follow Nicholai deeper underground.

Nemesis Down!? Defeat Stage 2 Nemesis.

Nemesis Down!!! Defeat Stage 3 Nemesis.

Kendo's Armory Collect all weapons in the campaign.

RE: Master of Unlocking Unlock all safes, lockers, strongboxes, and pickable locks.

Survivor Complete the game on "Standard" or higher.

Strategist Defeat at least three enemies with one attack in the story.

Photographer Use Photo Mode.

Got No Strings Defeat Donna and Angie.

Fish Out of Water Defeat the mutated Moreau.

Up Urs! Defeat Uriaș in the stronghold.

Temporary Measures Place the Giant's Chalice in the ceremony site.

Iron Giant Down Defeat the mutated Heisenberg.

The Root of the Matter Find the Megamycete in the underground ruins.

Great Dad Finish the story on at least Casual difficulty.

Electric Slide Gather all the fuses in the warehouse within 5 minutes.

Bookworm Read all story files.

Goodbye, Charlie! Destroy all Charlie dolls.

I Might Need These Later! Complete the game using 1 or fewer recovery items.

Veteran Complete the game on "Hardcore" or higher.

Medium Rare Set fire to a Moroaică in the story.

Sprinter Complete the game in under 2 hours of play time.