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Metal Detector Talk to Andy the detectorist

Cat Lover Help Mildred by taking Mortimer to Burt

Tower Watcher Climb the watchtower

Higher Ground Reach the hill with the church

Good Morning Start Your First Day

South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.