Cubefreak

A Wobbly Start Complete Jelly Job

Struck A Pose Self-inflicted paparazzi.

Fried Friendship It takes two to… torture.

Kill Your Darlings You put your imagination in its place.

Iron Will You faced your own demons and gave no ground to them.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Go Gentle Into That Good Light Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.

Heartbreaker You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Ding! You took a little elevator ride.

A Friend Indeed You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

A Friend in Need You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

Creator Create a skater using the CAS system.

Summer's Over Unlock School in THPS1 Classic.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

A/V Club Founder Acquire a Flashback Tape

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Eye Opener Complete the game and open the city.

Al-Cat-Raz Go to jail.