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No Refunds Finish the game in under 4 hours. See you at GDQ!

Screw This Noise You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Home At Last You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

I Come in Peace Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Who Is Teratomo? Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

The Answer is 42 Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

Shocking Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

That's all people really want to do... Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Zoologist Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Turdball Wizard Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

The $600 Man 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Deleted But Not Forgotten Read all of the previous explorer's emails. Kinda nosy if you ask me.

Botanist Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Cannibals Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.

Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Teratomo? Teratomo! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Teratomo Defeated Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Open Seasame Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

For Science! Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

Ambidextrous Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

It's Not In The Game Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

Cragclaw Defeated Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually. Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Little Shop of Horrors Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Return To Sender Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

Aaaaaaand we're back You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

Phone Home Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

I Feel The Same. I Think? Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Flippin' the bird Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

He Slimed Me Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Colonizer Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?

Diamond Haven Obtain all other trophies

3D Creator Complete 2 artworks from the 3D Paintings tab

3D Explorer Complete 1 artwork from the 3D Paintings tab

Grand Meal Complete 4 artworks from the Food tab

Tiny Bite Complete 2 artworks from the Food tab

Solid Shapes Complete 4 artworks from the Objects tab

Simple Forms Complete 2 artworks from the Objects tab

Animal Keeper Complete 4 artworks from the Animals tab

Animal Friend Complete 2 artworks from the Animals tab

Diamond Flow Complete 4 artworks from the Beginners tab

Diamond Flicker Complete 2 artworks from the Beginners tab