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Gets Better With Age Complete the game with 8 Health Packs, 19 Grenade Packs, 20 Foam Packs and 9 Missile Packs (8/19/2009)

Spam in a Can Defeat an XOS-1 soldier with the Inertial Element

The Whole 9 Yards Kill 200 soldiers with a gun emplacement

Minimalist Complete the game with less than 13% of items

The Insurgent Complete the game at 4% with only the Flashlight, Backpack, Grenade, Foam and Missile

Hero Complete the game on any difficulty setting

Completionist Complete the game with 100% of the items

Speedy Delivery Complete the final fight in less than 1 minute 30 seconds.

5 Shots, 5 Kills Do 5 consecutive headshots without reloading or taking damage

From Alpha to Omega Complete the Omega Armor

Unrestricted Access Collect all passkeys

Charted Unlock the entire game map

Fort Knox Collect all the gold bars

Run, Forrest! Run 10 kilometers total in hyperspeed

Surface Tension Collect all the foam canisters

Mutually Deterrent Collect all the missile packs

This Side To Enemy Collect all the grenade packs

10.0 From the Judges Do a triple jump

Make 'Em Scream Get 100 soldiers to scream

Hee-ya! Knock back enemies 1 kilometer total with melee attacks

Old Dog, New Tricks Perform each type of melee attack (Dropkick, Hanging Takedown, Drop-down Takedown, Double Takedown)

Hook, Line and Sinker Kill an enemy with the Hookshot.

Bomba Punter Punt 20 Bombas

Walkin' on Water Make it from one end of the lake to the other in hyperspeed

Status Update: Single Complete the game by abandoning Claire to her fate

The Bigger They Are Defeat a Devastator with a foam grenade

Complexity Theory Level up to experience level 10

Itsy Bitsy Spider Defeat a Spidertank by drowning it

Roller Coaster Take 20 rides on the mine cart

My Head A-splode Get 50 headshots

Reunited Rescue Claire

Let's Get Punchy Melee 5 soldiers

Look Out! Kill a soldier with a Bomba

Let There Be Light Turn on your flashlight

To Kill a Blackbird Destroy the helicopter attacking the vice president

Broke the Curse Unlock all trophies for Shantae and the Pirate's Curse

Speed Runner Saved Scuttle Town as fast as possible!

Zombie Survival Guide Get Rottytops to Abner Tree without making any mistakes in a single attempt.

What an eyesore... Defeated the Cyclops Plant using only Pike Balls.

Purple Haired Warrior Maiden Achieve 100% completion in record time!

Squid Savior Complete the game without any Health upgrades and all Heart Squids collected.

Guardian Genie Defeat the Pirate Master's true form.

Half-Genie Hero Defeated the Pirate Master's true form without taking any damage.

Vanished into the eternal abyss… Defeated the Pirate Master.

Nothing but a shade… Defeated the Pirate Master without taking damage.

MELT! THEM!! DOWN!!! Collect all Heart Squids.

Prepared for Battle Collect all Dark Magic.

Skilled Survivor Complete the hidden training room.

Nostalgia Trip Discover the secret Labyrinth.

Broken Bones Destroy 20 bones with the Bubble Shield.