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Hold Still! Kill 6 enemies affected by one Blinding Swarm or Firefly Swarm.

Inertial Distance In Campaign, wall run over 250 meters.

Battle Tested Reach Commander (Level 55) in Multiplayer while playing online.

Biff! Bap! KaPow! Kill three enemies in a melee combo.

Maximum Firepower Take control of an ASP.

In Their Sleep In Campaign, kill 5 stunned enemies in under 3 seconds.

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Throwing Flak Kill 3 Talons with a single mid-air grenade detonation.

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Egg Simulator Become an Egg

Parasite-Seeing In Shadows of Evil, kill 5 Parasites while riding on the train.

Rolling Heavy Kill 5 enemies using one burst of Unstoppable Force.

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Sorry, we’re DEAD In Shadows of Evil, kill 10 zombies that are inside of a store in one game.

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

Where is It? Find That clown

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

French Fika Lick the croissant

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Curator Discover all of the collectibles in the Campaign.

Car Cave Find the secret garage

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Streaking Run naked on the football field

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

[REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

Margwa Party In Shadows of Evil, kill 2 Margwas in a single round.

Gun Game In Campaign, kill 5 enemies with 5 different guns in under 30 seconds.

High caution Finish any level without dealing friendly damage

For real this time Earn a Gold Rating in the training simulator.

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Strike! In Shadows of Evil, use the rocket shield attack to kill at least 10 zombies in one burst.

Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes

Beat CoP In Shadows of Evil, summon the Civil Protector in every district in a single game.

Daredevil Jump off all Ramps

Can't fool me Kill 20 lying zombies before they get up
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Try Hard 2 Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts

G.O.A.T Unlock all the trophies

The most effective way Finish any level using just pistol

Nukes, Knives, AND Sharp Sticks Equip three attachments on a single weapon.
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