Capt_Darling

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Catch as Catch Can Catch the Flying Lurkers

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Don't Need No Stinkin' Gun Defeat an enemy with a knife.

Hungry? Protect Farthy's Snacks

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

I Got The Blues Navigate the Blue Precursor Rings

Employee Of The Month Complete 25 Abstergo challenges.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Virtuoso Unlock All Trophies