Capt_Darling

Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Skate Axis Prize Get 500 points in Skate Axis.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.