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Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Customizer Customize a weapon.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Badges Collect all badges.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater