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Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Fight Apprentice Won every fight whilst taking less than 5 hits.

Drops in the Bucket Collect 50 Items

Catch Me if You Can Escaped the train without being arrested.

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

The Basics of Survival Combine two items together.

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

That'll Hold 'Em Use Wooden Boards to board up a window.

Eat This! Counterattack with a sub-weapon.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar