Bruh__Shady

Running on Empty Ran out of fuel in a race which featured fuel consumption.

Going the Distance: Route 66 Drove the length of Route 66 (U.S.): 2451 miles (3945 km).

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

The Birds Will Be With You 10 levels completed with one bird

Most Impressive Collect 10 character stickers

Jedi Initiate 50 blocks smashed with saber

There's No-one Here Stormtrooper shot another trooper (in Single Player mode)

Thank the maker! Unlock your first secret from the Extras menu

Impressive Collect your first character sticker

Don't They Ever Shut Up! Defeat the Desert Sirens

Ranger Obtain an A-Rank or Higher on all bosses in Inkwell Isle IV

Compliments to the Chef Complete your quest on Inkwell Isle IV

A Vacation in the Wilds Defeat every boss in Inkwell Isle IV

Decadent Defeat 10 bosses with Ms. Chalice

Alive and Kicking Defeat a boss with Ms. Chalice

The Golden Touch Defeat a boss with one of Ms. Chalice's Super Arts

Paladin Obtain great power

A Horrible Night To Have a Curse Survive the nightmare

The Latest Sensation Defeat a boss with one of Porkrind's new weapons

Bolt Action Acquire Zeus’ Fury

Rocking Out Acquire Medusa’s Gaze

Matador Win the first Minotaur fight

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Zero Health = Bronze Trophy Open a Health Chest when your health meter is already full

It's the HUGE One Retrieve the Captain's Key

Hitman Get a 100 Hits Combo

1.21 Gigawatts Acquire Poseidon’s Rage

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

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Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

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