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Knock-knock, who's there? DEMOCRACY! Kill an Illuminate Obelisk while it is closed.

Add that one to the fossil record! Defeat a Bug Hive Lord.

Stick it to the Man! While in melee range from a Cyborg Warlord, use the "NO" communication command.

Never give up, never surrender Use the Reinforce Stratagem while downed and the last Helldiver alive on a difficulty 8 or higher mission with 4 players.

Make Frank kill a Tank! Kill a Bug Tank, Bug Behemoth, or Cyborg IFV by having the extraction shuttle land on it.

Hell dive Complete a difficulty 10 or higher mission without a single death.

It didn't SEE that coming! Defeat an Illuminate Great Eye.

Royal Roadkill Kill a Bug or Illuminate assassination target by running it over with the APC or HAV.

The element of Supplies Kill a Bug Tank with a Resupply Stratagem Hellpod.

When the wrong tools do the job, are they still wrong? Destroy a Bug Nest, Cyborg AA, or Illuminate Beacon with anything but the NUX-223 Hellbomb.

Defender of Humanity Take part in a successful defense of a capital city by completing at least one mission.

Nothing is hotter than a cup of Liber-Tea Complete a volcanic type planet of difficulty 5 or more.

They call me Mr. Danmaku Complete a difficulty 7 or higher mission against the Cyborgs without taking damage from any enemy.

Resisting democracy is futile! Defeat a Cyborg Siegemech.

No man left behind Extract from a difficulty 8 or higher mission with 4 players where all 4 get on the shuttle.

Liberating the countryside Complete all missions on a planet with difficulty 10 or higher.

Solid Stealth Execution Complete a difficulty 7 or higher mission without triggering any alarms.

A molehill of corpses Kill 10,000 enemies.

Back in time for dinner Complete a difficulty 4 or higher mission in 5 minutes or less.

See the Galaxy they said Play at least once on a desert, a forest, and a snow planet.

Next time we meet, I'll probably have to salute you Achieve the rank of Captain (Rank 13).

80% of the time, I hit every time Complete a mission with over 300 shots fired and 80% accuracy or better.

Don't you just hate escort missions? Successfully complete an escort objective where all 4 NPCs survive.

I'm no Zoologist, but how do you classify a 20 foot tentacle? Face each new enemy once.

You're it until you die or I find someone better Achieve the rank of Sergeant (Rank 7).

Now that is what I would call a multi-kill! Kill 7 enemies within a very short time using only your primary weapon.

Member of the Order Help EZIC overthrow the government

Hired Rifle Kill the man in red for EZIC

Snowier Pastures Escape to Obristan

Glory to Arstotzka Ignore all EZIC requests and work dutifully

United Federation Token Collect the hidden United Federation Token

Kolechia Token Collect the hidden Kolechia Token

Republia Token Collect the hidden Republia Token

Worker's Best Acquire a Class-5 Apartment

Arstotzka Token Collect the hidden Arstotzka Token

Antegria Token Collect the hidden Antegria Token

Impor Token Collect the hidden Impor Token

True Survivor Collect all Lone Survivor: Director's Cut trophies

Peaceful Man Discover the Yellow Ending

New Man Discover the Green Ending

Iron Chef Cook five types of food

Wise Man Discover the White Ending

Expert Complete the game in Expert Mode

Pacifist Complete the game without firing a single shot

Gourmet Chef Eat a Steamed Ham after combining it with another food

Fast Food Chef Eat You's favourite food

Fusion Chef Combine ten types of food

Candyman Eat five fruit drops, no more than once a day

Barista Drink three cups of espresso, no more than once a day

Nobleman Give away a Delicious Ham