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Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Eye for an Eye Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Horsing Around Awaken all three horses

Rejected! Parry 50 attacks

Back at Ya! Finish parry puzzle

Merman's Delite Acquire the Triton Lance

Morpheus Defeated Push flaming cart to the top

BOOOOOOOM!!! Kill the Basilisk

Everything's Going to be Okay Completed Season 1 Episode 1

Self Improvement Unlock a Player Upgrade.

On Top Form Achieve first place on the Shift scoreboard.

Making Your Mark Achieve the rank of Police Officer 1.

Fine Work Issue 10 valid parking violation tickets in one shift.

Building a Case Submit 5 pieces of evidence against gangs.

Nowhere to hide Use three different support options to catch a single suspect.

What's in the Box? Recover an artifact.

What Are You in For? Have two suspects from different crimes in your police car at the same time.

Cleaning the Streets Take down the August Gang.

Ruined Their Day Issue 3 valid parking violation tickets.

Thrown In the Deep End Complete your first shift for ACPD.

Eliminator, Dark Brotherhood Reached Eliminator rank in the Dark Brotherhood

Introductions Complete the introduction quest.

From the Fog Hear a Foghorn echo.

Close Associates Castlevania: Symphony of the Night: Defeat Slogra and Gaibon.

Free Labor Completed "Free Labor"

Unsafe Working Conditions Completed "Unsafe Working Conditions"

Whip it Good Castlevania: Rondo of Blood: Defeat 15 enemies with Richter's extended whip.

Bon Appétit Shoot the grenade you fed to an enemy.

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

That's better Upgrade a weapon with a module

Just take a bite Embrace Clay during your first meeting with him

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Well Connected ME3: Send a warning across the galaxy.

Last Witness ME3: Extract ancient technology.

SEA SUPERIORITY Sink a Battleship

AIR SUPERIORITY Outsmart an Ace