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Gravity Daze! Made the CPU Chip punch the glass sphere, sending at least 10 Bots flying.

Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 10 Treasures

Brutal Brawler Kill 5 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Funeral for a Friend Attend the funeral

Intermediate Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

30 Kills: MP40 Kill 30 Enemies with the MP40

Charted! - Easy Finish the Game on Easy Without Changing the Difficulty

Perfect Timing Parry 100 enemies

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS - 9mm

Freeflow Combo 10 Complete a combo of 10 moves (any play mode)

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

How it's Going Fully repair the Amulet of Yggdrasil

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Arkham Analyst Solve 5% of Riddler challenges

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Shoot Some B-Roll For Elena Explore Photo Mode

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Blade Master Hit a single enemy with all lightsaber types

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Run-and-Gunner Kill 20 Enemies by Shooting from the Hip (without aiming)

Ready for Commitment Fully upgrade one armor set