Bearderer

Checkmate Finish The Challenge campaign without being defeated even once

Indiana Jones!? Finish The Adventure campaign without being defeated even once

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Sway Me Now Perform 25 360s
25/25

Wonderful Complete the 1st Season in Career mode
1/1

Wreck-it Perform 10 Knockdowns
10/10

On The Road Perform 5 Perfect Runs
5/5

Moving Forward Win the 1st race
1/1

Just For Fun Defeat an enemy and leave the zone without looting.

The Explorer Activate a pirate's bonfire on 3 outposts.
3/3

The People's Person Talk to 20 interactable NPCs.
20/20

Duty Free Discover smuggler's hideout.

French Fika Lick the croissant

Hitman Sink a Privateer.

When We Raid, It Pours Loot a total of 50000 silver of item value from enemy ships.
50000/50000

Why Fight When We Can Negotiate? Hide from attackers in a safe zone.

Just Business Meet John Scurlock.

Go Overboard Finish an enemy with a crew boarding.

Turtle Up! Equip your ship with armor.

Mainland Pirate Reach Saint-Anne.

Castlevanic! Kill 100 vampires while possesing a Knight unit

Master Musketeer Win 20 campaign battles with a single musketeer

HAHAHAHA!!! Lose at same battle 10 times in a row

Mirror match Win a level with the same army as your opponent

Tank you Win a campaign battle in less than 10 second with a single tank

Catch me if you can! Win 25 battles without fighting