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"Lousy bony fingers!" Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.

Four of a Kind Kill 4 enemies in a row with headshots in the single player campaign.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..." Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Save the Bacon Protect 'War Pig', the Abrams tank.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!" Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

Daredevil Kill an enemy while blinded by a flashbang in the single player campaign.

Death From Above Operate an AC-130 gun ship.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help." Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

Rescue Roycewicz Save Pvt. Roycewicz on the stairs.

Straight Flush Kill 5 enemies with one shot while in the AC-130 gunship.

"Join or Die! Again!" Receive a message from Eva.

"Precisamente, amigo." Learn of a nefarious plot.

Roadkill Kill 2 enemies by blowing up a car in the single player campaign.

Down Boy Down Survive a dog attack.

Wrong Number Find Al-Asad's safehouse.

Explosion Man Kill 20 enemies with explosives in a single level.

No Rest for the Weary Stab an injured crawling enemy.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!" Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work." Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

Reinforcement Denied Kill at least 3 rappelling enemies in a single rope.

Piggyback Ride Carry Cpt. MacMillan to safety.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..." Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop." Check your job qualifications with Celso.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!" Try to intimidate the pigeons.

Year 1 Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!" Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!" Talk to Glottis about leaving.

Desperate Measures Corner Zakhaev's Son.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse." Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Well, maybe just a sip..." Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"We're straight stingers, you know?" Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!" Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Win the War Complete the game on any difficulty.

"Consider it an homage." Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us." Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"It shone, pale as bone..." Look at the moon.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'" Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..." Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?" Visit with Maximino.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..." Listen to Carla's whole story.

Year 2 Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

Man of the People Save the farmer.

Three of a Kind Kill 3 enemies in a row with your knife in the single player campaign.

"I wasn't always this color!" Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

*sniff* *sniff* Make the angelitos cry.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?" Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!" Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..." Try to explain to Meche.

Year 3 Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.