Arkynomicon

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Scry Me a River Reclaim Kratos' Oath Stone

Wayfarer Visit all 9 Realms in Valhalla

Blood, Sweat, and Týr Battle Týr

Dark Odyssey Participate in the sacrifice

Style Points Equip a Cosmetic Armor

Invitation Accepted Discover the secret of Valhalla

Funeral for a Friend Attend the funeral

Ragnarök Battle the All-Father

Rightful Place Return all the Lindwyrms to Ratatoskr

Full Belly Obtain all of the Apples of Iðunn and Horns of Blood Mead

Invasive Species Complete all of the Crater Hunts

Better Together Battle Hrist and Mist

Pure of Hart Return the Stags of the Four Seasons

Dragon Slayer Craft the Dragon Scaled Armor Set

Comeuppance Battle Heimdall

Phalanx Obtain all Shields

Off the Leash Battle Garm

Spartan Ways Remember the Spartan teachings

Rebel Leader Return the Hammer of the Rebellion

Full Gufa Free the Hafgufas