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Go eat cake Hit 500 times!

Nosey Caesar Hit 550 times!

Club Hit 700 times!

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

100x Combo!!! Perform a 100x Combo

Trapped Defeat 50 enemies with Remote Mine gadget

Just the Beginning Unlock all Skills

Malice Get them before they get you

Plus Plus Complete the game on New Game+

Event Horizon Defeat 100 Enemies with a Neon Singularity

Be Yourself Collect all Trophies

Contempt Don't fear the weak

Revenge An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

Infamous Achieve Level 5 Evil Karma

Rebellion Finish the story with Evil Karma

Dominance Show the world that nobody can protect them

Unstoppable Finish the game on Expert difficulty

The Psycho Path Sam or Ashley attacked the psycho with a weapon

Enjoy Your Powers Collect all trophies

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Scream Too! Mike cut off his fingers to free himself from the bear trap