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Indie Legend: Shipped It! "Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their life but gave it 3 stars because 'the jump button felt weird'.

Ramen Connoisseur "Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge."

Bug Whisperer "Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully."

Early Access Optimist "Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it."

Version Control Disaster Artist "Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'"

The 2AM Philosopher "Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing."

Asset Store Gregor Samsa Successfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?'

Rubber Duck Therapist "Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread."

The Spaghetti Code Chef "Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing."

Scope Creep Survivor "Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles."

Caffeine Transcendence "Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine."

Hello World Champion "Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living."

NI CO LA Unlocked all trophies.

VOOOLLLTTT!!! Complete Level 25.The power flows through you. Unlimited voltage!

Master of Short Circuits Complete Level 20. You’ve mastered the art of controlled chaos.

Wanted by Power Company Energize a line 50 times. You’ve singlehandedly crashed the grid. Nice.

Burned a Circuit! Complete Level 15. You're on fire.

Unlicensed Electrician Energize a line 40 times. We hope you're insured.

Wire Maniac Energize a line 25 times. You send volts like it's your job.

Tension Rising Complete Level 10. Things are heating up. Don't get shocked.

Electron Hunter Collect 27 electric particles. Electricity fears you now.

Breaker Tripped Energize a line 15 times. Don't worry, that's what fuses are for.

Intro to Electricity 101 Complete Level 5. You’re now qualified to change a light bulb… maybe.

Particle Collector Collect 9 electric particles. Electricity fears you now.

Mildly Shocking Energize a line 5 times. It tingled a bit.

Spark Enthusiast Collect 3 electric particles. Small sparks, big dreams.

First Spark! Complete Level 1. Every great circuit starts with a spark.

Great Scott! Reach 88mph

Driver's Ed Dropout Forget to put the car in drive before hitting the gas 20 times
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The dark side Finish a job for the Cyb3r M3chs.

Big league Finish a job with an advanced mech.

Bonus is mandatory Finish all bonus tasks in a job.

Where should I put it? Buy your first station.

Nothing a bit of paint can't fix Repaint your workshop.

There's a new mechanic in town Buy the mechanic's license.

Soap & water Clean a mech from dirt and mud.

Upstepper Leave the Crypt.

Blasphemer Desecrate an altar.

My Revenge Starts Here Defeat Baichang.

The Eternal Host Unlock all in-game achievements

The Beginning and the End Complete the cycle of the Prequel and the Main Story.

Welcome Witness the loop established as a new guest arrives.

Blissful Ignorance Entrust the truth to Rowan and reset your memory.

Locked Doors Refuse the Stranger’s call and secure your entrapment.

A Warm Gesture Serve the very first guest to arrive from the void.

Cognitive Dissonance Sever the grief from the soul to create Rowan.

Shattered Reflection Realize the darkness is coming from within.

Fragile Foundations Construct the café’s walls to block out the mist.

The First Pour Manifest a simple, white coffee cup.

A Bitter Aroma Awaken in the grey mist.