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Route Canal Avoid hitting any donuts in chocolate river in "Candyland"

End of an Odyssey Conquer Mount Olympus

Hero of Olympus Conquer Mount Olympus in a single reign

Mediterranean Vacation Beat all portals on all ten lands

Bigger on the Inside Unlock the pouch upgrade

Blessings from the Gods Collect all four divine Artifacts

Gift of Prometheus Set 300 Greed on fire

That's Not Very Gneiss Petrify 20 subjects

Oracle Hotline Receive 10 prophecies from the Oracle

Sweet Dreams Complete "Candyland"

Stay Puft Get a marshmallow from the tree in "Candyland"

A Leisurely Stroll Complete "Hike"

Human Thawed Flat Free the cardboard cutout in "Hike"

Prepared for winter Roll the barrel inside the cellar in "Hike"

Go Fish Collect all fish

Answer the Call of Olympus Sail away from Oracle Island

Iberian Conciliation End the Iberian struggle by setting your differences aside.

A Thousand and One Night Orchestrate a Grand Wedding where the Spouses become Soulmates

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! Capture a large wild animal while on a Hunt

The Very Best Finish any track in the Hastiluder Trait

Return to the beginning Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.

Help the villagers They should be satisfied. At least for now.

Dissatisfied villagers The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

The third session of curing therapy The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Endless sadness Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.

A vulnerability for authority Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.

The birth of passion Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.

The second session of curing therapy Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

A controlled ignition Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.

A fortunate gift Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.

The first session of curing therapy Start Euric's treatment.

Long-awaited appreciation Fill the Bishop.. with pride.

Strange delivery Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Primordial Deviations Catch all aberrations in The Iron Rig (excluding exotics).

The Gleaming Goliath Evade that which stalks the disturbed sediment.

Ancient Angler Catch all known species of fish in The Iron Rig.

Exotic Exemplar Catch any exotic aberration.

The Iron Ruin Override the rig's defenses.

Eye Spy Find the three hidden eye symbols in “Museum”

Buckshot Destroy the wall by firing all 5 cannon balls at once in “Museum”

Exclusive Tour Complete “Museum”

Enhanced Abilities Upgrade all 3 basic abilities.

Shadowed Splashes Have 5 Dark Splashes in your inventory.

Rig Architect Build all levels of all buildings on the rig.

Hull: Industrial Upgrade to the 5th tier hull.

Dark Custodian Collect a total of 10 Dark Canisters.

Remedial Apparatus Equip the Siphon Trawler.

Frozen Favors Finish all side quests in The Pale Reach.

Fresh Fish Have 5 ice blocks in your cargo.

Cold Corruptions Catch all aberrations in The Pale Reach.