Blue-Collar Astronaut

Done did everything You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Student loan unlocked! What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Master of student loans Not one, but two for the price of two!

Dr. Loans DSD. Doctorate prestige will vary.

Trail Blazer Who put these cones here?

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

Got further than Don Next stop, riches!

Shiny! All that glitters is not Au.

Payin' down the plastic Look at you. So responsible.

Studious Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

Loan down! The future is bright…er!

Pizza Perfect The pizza is safe… for now.

10-4 Good Buddy You've trucked all there is to truck.

I pity the schoo! Teacher's pet.

Pizza robot got nothin' on me In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

With honors The classiest of the top of the class.

Pizza without fail No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Keep those expenses low Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Get it there cheap Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

Kid genius Finished school in under 10 minutes!

No money back Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch! The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster> Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

You're a hero! Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

There can only be one Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

Oh no! If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Thanks for playing! ...and thanks for checking out the credits!

These things happen Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here! Let sleeping truckers lie.

Buy more sticky notes A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

One year in It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion The hardcore do understand.