Life Goes On

All the Things You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.

Meet Jeff What does the fuzzy thing do?

Milecide One thousand knights squandered.

No Vacancy How many doll knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?

Room For One More How did you do that?

There's Really Nothing Over Here Nothing to see, move along.

Soul Crushing Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.

Appeasement Jeff is satisfied.

Rapid Sacrifice Beating all the clocks.

Merciful Leader Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!

Superb Spelunker Master the Mines

Master Mountaineer Master the Mountain

Dungeon Delver Master the Castle

Ardent Archaeologist Master the Ruins

Precision Air Drop One body does not count as a Carpet.

Law of Doll Knight Conservation Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.

Inefficient Use of Human Resources Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency

Beat the Devs No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?

Enter Orbit SPAAAAAAACE!

Master of Magnetism Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.