Zero Parades: Director's Cut

Zero Parades Earn all the trophies.

The Whole Sick Crew Find a photo from the old days.

Between the Eyes Get shot by Goat Eyes.

Big Money Business Sign up for a buy-now, pay-later scheme.

Boss Beetle Defeat a goon in beetle combat.

Break Out Let Dante escape.

Bullet magnet Get shot three times.

Cascatear… Collab with a famous pop-star.

Coffee Addict Get crushed by a vending machine.

Conditioning Internalise a thought.

Humanity’s Unlisted Frequency Listen to the secrets of space with an old spy.

Death by Comrade Get stuck in a boiler.

Death: Extended Mix Zero yourself out with the red disc.

Deepest Apologies Die of contrition.

DJ CASCADE Use the red disc on the aero-tram.

Extra Silent Treatment Shut PSEUDOPOD up, permanently.

False Advertising Learn your real assignment.

Final Breath Lose a challenge to Cardio Grandpa.

Forbidden Love Shoot SILHOUETTE.

Fumes of Freedom Inhale too much plastic.

Gap Filled Fill in the mysterious gap.

Good Tourist Visit every district.

Gunmaster Make your own gun.

High Wire Fail to wiretap in the worst way.

Keep the Faith Pray at every shrine.

Leaving on the 729 Help UV escape.

Linguistic Exercise Write a poem.

Luzian Allures Become a techno-fascist brand ambassador.

Minty Fresh Take Dr. Gonza's existential solution.

Money Shot Get blown up by a local TV personality.

Motivations Unclear Encounter the man with large headphones.

Help Wanted Call your controller for advice 5 times.

From Ourselves, To Ourselves Blow yourself up with an ancient bomb.

Opposable Thumbs Give a monkey your gun.

The People’s Person Socialise your inventory.

Performance Art Become a Repentful Spy.

Person of Substance Try every consumable.

HOLOCENE Recruit HOLOCENE.

KALEIDOSCOPE Recruit KALEIDOSCOPE.

KINDRED Recruit Karolina.

PSEUDOPOD Recruit PSEUDOPOD.

RADIAN Recruit Ramses.

YANA Recruit Yana.

All Is Forgiven Save the life of a squadmate.

Psychogenetic Drift Learn the secret of Luzian imprinting.

Shadow Vision Become a Conspiratorial Spy.

Shrapnel Soup Become a Hardcore Spy.

Pool of Golden Tears Watch the ginkyo leaves fall.

Sky High Use the bomb on the aero-tram.

Tech Support Get electrocuted by Karolina’s machine.

The Why Become a Philosophical Spy.

Top Operant Raise a skill to its maximum potential (excludes modifiers).

Bold Partisan of the Real Appear on local television.

Under Pressure Lose a skill point.

Why Does the Eye Weep? Finish the main assignment.

The Opera Never Tires Zero out the Grand Lich.

Unexpected Detour Survive the journey home with an old friend.

Ego Annihilation Escape the Earthly Cycle.

Safety Breach Jump from the unfinished tram pylon.

Failure to Launch Fall to earth like a malfunctioning rocket.

Death Drive Lose control on a roundabout.

Redemption Arc Collect all ‘Sixty-Six Wolves’ cups.