Do Not Feed the Monkey

Do Not Feed The Monkeys You tried, you know you should not have

Zoomorphic The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.

Polymorphic The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.

Xenomorphic The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.

Metamorphosis This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.

Xenolinguistic Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.

Big Crunch If you keep working like this, you might collapse.

Work Principle No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.

Cosmic Inflation Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.

Quantum That's quite a bit of money

Hive Mind You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.

Chain Reaction There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.

Theory of Everything You have to know how to eat a little of everything.

The Law of Robotics Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.

Kessler's Syndrome It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.

Neodog The gizmograph is man's best friend.

Neutron Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.

Proton Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.

Electron Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.

Particle The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.

Anti-particle There are people who only know how to be contrarian.

Missing Link People who don't fit in are expelled.

Escape Pod Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.

Magic Number Abracadabra, call and speak!

Convergence Where two can chat, three can chat.

Star Person Celebrities' calls can be soporific.

Band-limited Channel Filk the music, help your folks!

Fabric of Spacetime As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.

Newspad There's a reason they're called investigative articles.

Holistic Investigation The real crime would be not testifying.

Madtrix Have you tried to reboot the universe?

Futuristic Manifesto You didn't have to show the artist.

Big Bang Every outcome requires a catalyst.

Chrononaut These relics hold stories from the past.