The Trolley Solution

Platinium Obtain all other trophies

Absurdism One must imagine the player happy.

Rhetorician A wordsmith seeks no aid.

Collateral Damage The Toll of Wisdom.

Nescience Forsake knowledge, indulge in violence.

Deontology Duty defines morality.

Epistemology Gather the wisdom of the masters.

Omnibenevolist In drought or downpour, no one is left behind.

Philosopher Master every thought.

Romanticism A broken heart tells many fates.

The Trolley Solution Truth awaits those who reach the end.

True Deontologist For duty’s sake.

True Utilitarian Embrace the greatest good.

Utilitarianism Morality serves the greater good.