The Immortal John Triptych

Thank the Lord It's Over

Forbidden Fruit You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die. Genesis 3:3

Pride When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom. Proverbs 11:2

Sloth Hard-working hands gain control, but lazy hands do slave labor. Proverbs 12:24

Envy A tranquil heart gives life to the flesh, but envy makes the bones rot. Proverbs 14:30

Gluttony Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat. Proverbs 23:20

Greed Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income. Ecclesiastes 5:10

Wrath Fools give full vent to their rage, but the wise bring calm in the end. Proverbs 29:11

Lust So I say, walk by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the flesh. Galatians 5:16

Jam Session You strum away on your harps like David and improvise on musical instruments. Amos 6:5

Art Thief Treasures gained by wickedness do not profit, but righteousness delivers from death. Proverbs 10:2

Art Critic Examine me, O LORD, and try me; Test my mind and my heart. Psalm 26:2

Master Sculptor You have an abundance of workmen: stonecutters, masons, carpenters, and all kinds of craftsmen without number, skilled in working. Chronicles 22:15

Riddle Me This I will open my mouth in a parable; I will utter dark sayings of old. Psalm 78:2

Charitable Donation And if I give all my possessions to feed the poor, and if I surrender my body to be burned, but do not have love, it profits me nothing. Corinthians 13:3

Leap of Faith For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

Eternal Damnation Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour. Peter 5:8

Abuse Democracy I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you... -Corinthians 1:10

Magician's Assistant #1 Nor did they repent of their murders, their magic arts, their sexual immorality or their thefts. -Revelations 9:21

Who's a good boy!? The beast I saw resembled a leopard, but had feet like those of a bear and a mouth like that of a lion. -Revelations 13:2

Win the Talent Show Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ! -Corinthians 15:57

Magician's Assistant #2 The light of a lamp will never shine in you again ...For by your magic spell all the nations were led astray. -Revelations 18:23

Magician's Assistant #3 Keep on, then, with your magic spells and with your many sorceries,which you have laboured at since childhood. Perhaps you will succeed, perhaps you will cause terror. -Isaiah 47:12

King for a Day And I will make thee exceeding fruitful, and I will make nations of thee, and kings shall come out of thee. -Genesis 17:6

Treasure Hunter The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure... -Deuteronomy 28:12

Appease the Devil You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. -John 8:44

Swapsies Every woman shall borrow of her neighbour, and of her that sojourneth in her house, jewels of silver, and jewels of gold... -Exodus 3:22

The End #1 When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. -John 19:30

The End #2 You say, ‘I am rich; I have acquired wealth and do not need a thing.’ But you do not realize that you are wretched, pitiful and naked. -Revelations 3:17

The End #3 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away. -Revelations 21:4

First Blood Whoever sheds the blood of man, by man shall his blood be shed, for God made man in his own image. -Genesis 9:6

Spank the Bishop But I -- I say to you, not to resist the evil, but whoever shall slap thee on thy right cheek, turn to him also the other. -Matthew 5:39

Serial Killer And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each human being, too... -Genesis 9:5

Tyranny! You struck the people with endless blows of rage and held the nations in your angry grip with unrelenting tyranny. Isaiah 14:6

Master Fisherman Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea. Genesis 1:26

Champion Butt Sheather Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves coverings. Genesis 3:7

Pro Child Silencer When He opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. Revelations 8:1

Matchmaking Maestro If he comes in by himself, he shall go out by himself; if he comes in married, then his wife shall go out with him. Exodus 21:3

Sharp Shooter All clean birds you may eat. Deuteronomy 14:11

Arbitration Expert He who passes by and meddles in a quarrel not his own Is like one who takes a dog by the ears. Proverbs 26:17

Hot Water Wizard Therefore with joy you will draw water From the wells of salvation. Isaiah 12:3

It's a Sign! So Jesus said to him, “Unless you see signs and wonders you will not believe.” John 4:48

Let Us Pray Then he turned his face toward the wall, and prayed to the Lord. 2 Kings 20:2

Magical Musical Maestro Then it happened, when the musician played, that the hand of the Lord came upon him. 2 Kings 3:15

Death of the Reprobate Your carcasses shall be food for all the birds of the air and the beasts of the earth, and no one shall frighten them away. Deuteronomy 28:26

A Plague of Locusts That which the palmerworm hath left hath the locust eaten; and that which the locust hath left hath the cankerworm eaten. Joel 1:4

Fire and Brimstone Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone and a burning wind Shall be the portion of their cup. Psalm 11:6

Apocalypse Now! Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath. Revelation 12:12

Eternal Damnation (again) :( Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour. Peter 5:8