Sacrifice for Sale

Sacrifice For Sale Platinum Good job! Completed all tasks!

Amour Fou Kiss Mia

An Offer You Can't Refuse Have Vinny make you an offer

Back then... Have Vinny talk about how Mia joined the Cult

Broken Skull Get suplexed

Feline fine Discuss which animal Mia is

Bye-Bye Return home with Vinny, then tell her to leave

Call me Get a phone number

Capitalism, ho! Find the political joke.

Clever Girl Stand completely still

Coffee Time Offer Mia some coffee

Cold War Have someone give away the time period during which the story takes place

Date Mia That was weird.

Disturbing Realization Have Vinny realize that something is very wrong

Deprogramm Get Vinny to doubt the cult's legitimacy

Drop The Cat Drop Mia

Depth of a Saleman Reflect on your day

Sweet Dreams Sleep soundly

Dead End Block the attack

Back To Work Get ready for your next workday

Sacrifice For Sale Enter a mutually beneficial deal

Stinger For Two Stingers over dinner

Dinner For Two Cook homemade stew for dinner

Worth It!(?) Was it worth dying for?

(Not Your) Happy Ending Have the cultists reunite against you

Stabbed In The Back Get backstabbed

Saleswoman Convince Vinny to get a job

Housing A Zombie Get Vinny to live with you

Not Sacrificed (But Still Dead) Convince the cultists not to sacrifice you, but die anyways

Cult Life Join the cult

Sacrificed Get sacrificed

Sacrifice In Training Delay the sacrifice until "later"

Zombie Of Theseus Get *really* close to Vinny

Refusal Of The Call Refuse to engage with your client

Escape Together Escape with Vinny and make it to your apartment

Famous Last Words What are you going to do? Stab me?

Fight Club Fight Mia in the basement and land a hit on her

Flirt Flirt with Vinny

Gagged Get gagged by Vinny

First Sale Sell a vacuum.

Gimme Money Ask Vinny to bribe you

Good Boy Be called a good boy

Got The Tiger By The Tail Grab Mia's tail

<3 Form a heart with your hands

Home Alone Be alone in your home

Houdini Dislocate your shoulder

How do you do fellow cultists? Pretend to be a cultist.

Greatly exagerated Die, but get better.

I can work with this I can change her!

(I Just) Died In Your Arms Die in Mia's arms

Knock On Wood Knock on the front door

Masochist Request that the ritual is made particularly painful

Meanie Insult Vinny and get away with it

Munnie Earn $100

My life as a vacuum salesman who never sells anything Clutch failure from the jaws of success

My job here is done Have Mia enter your apartment and then have her leave, without receiving any additional context

Oh Behave Claim to be a double agent

Philosophy Club Discuss Utilitarianism or Kantian philosophy with Vinny

Pocket Sand! Throw something unexpected.

Polite Close the door to the house

Recontextualize Realize that the other endings weren't as they seemed

Sacrifice Choose to be sacrificed

Stealth 100 Sneak out of the basement

Successful Con Artist Lie to Vinny at the front door and get away with it

The Greater Good Truly get to know Vinny's motives

The Secret of Sacrifice Island Get the reference.

This Is Fine Just trust that Vinny will get you out of there

Tragic Backstory Listen to Mia's tragic backstory.

W Rizz Kiss Mia, and live

What a nice Birdhouse Tell Vinny that you really liked her birdhouse without lying