Mouthole

MOUTHOLE Platinum Good job! Completed all tasks!

Some Weeks Last Forever You ignored the itching in your gums.

Why Did I Watch Oh Why You saw the News, and it wasn't good.

Floating Point Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth.

Worries Et Al Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend.

Slow Worries; A Toll You followed your dreams, and they followed you.

No Worries Atoll You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you.

Your Life Was A Highway You shouldn't have opened that letter.

Broken Legs You lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums.

Broken Axles You stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums.

Your Stomach Exploded Cold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it.

Butterverse Theorist's Field Journal You experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded.

FASHIONHOLE You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you.

BOUNCEHOLE Nothing comes between you and something.

DING DING DING! BIG WIN! You're A Portfoliographer Now! Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness.

Purveyor of Plaque Keep your mouth closed in polite company.

Fruitless Flosser Smile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you.

Mister Moneybags Over Here Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon.

Vermicidious ...

You Slept On The Floor You went to sleep on the floor.

Retinomania You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din.

Foot Ball Man Ager You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal.

Dystychiphilioid Enjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess...

Glauch Potato In the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick.

DRUM HOLO Go on, let it all out.