Radio Free Europa

President of Space You did everything and now you're the president of space!

Clear the game on Easy Difficulty "Easy" is a relative term, great work pilot!

Clear the game on Normal Difficulty Humanity owes you a great debt. Thank you, pilot!

Clear the game on Hard Difficulty May your love shine from our Sun to other galaxies and beyond all of space and time!

Take Down a Juggernaut Defeated the Ion Juggernaut patrolling Iapetus

Wave Guardian Collapse Function Defeated the Wave Guardian patrolling Enceladus

Behemoth Voided Defeated the Void Behemoth patrolling Titan

Old Glory Defeated the Battleship Tiberius patrolling Ganymede

Defying Gravity Defeated the Singularity Runner patrolling Callisto

Socialist Defeated the H.S.S. Commerce patrolling Io

Apollo's Creed Defeated Asteroid Processor 13-B "Rocky" patrolling Europa

Failed Experiment Defeated the Chimera in the Asteroid belt

Fortress Breached Defeated the "Invincible Space Fortress" at the L1 Lagrange point

Demolitions Expert Destroyed the capital ship construction facility above Luna

Auto-Spaghettification Defeated the V.S.S. Schwarzschild above Deimos

Valor and War Defeated the Neriene class Prototype Dreadnaught above Mars

Unlock Picard-class Fighter A marvel of French engineering.

Unlock Ophiuchus-class Cruiser I want these monkey-fighting snakes off this monday-to-friday spaceship!

Unlock Minotaur-class Bomber If brute force doesn't work, you aren't using enough!

Clear the game in under an hour Like a blue hedgehog in space!

Clear the game in under 55 minutes Now try to keep up. I fly really freakin' fast.

Clear the game in under 50 minutes Warp Factor 9.5

Clear the game in under 45 minutes Even sparkling-gold hedgehogs can't keep up

Clear the game in under 40 minutes Now, THIS is speedrunning!

Achieve a score of 50,000,000 50 is a lot of millions!

Achieve a score of 100,000,000 Well done, pilot!

Achieve a score of 150,000,000 Fantastic flying!

Achieve a score of 200,000,000 Absolutely incredible! A top-tier performance indeed!

Achieve a score of 250,000,000 Legends will be told of this for ages to come.

Achieve a score of 300,000,000 Few people believed this could even be possible...

Achieve a score of 350,000,000 We all just want you to know that we're really proud of you. And I'm including everyone in that statement. We all love you, all of us.

Achieve a score of 400,000,000 When news of your score came out, people began weeping in the streets. Celebrations were held. Babies were conceived.

Achieve a score of 450,000,000 Civilizations have been founded based on the legend of the possibility this high of a score. Thank you for validating the existence of all those believers.

Achieve a score of 500,000,000 In the end, all will be points. No numbers will exist other than to display this monumental score. The universe is forever changed and you are the architect of this new reality.