Trover Saves The Universe

Platinum Trophy (Thanks for your money suckers) Do everything. Now go preorder Trover 2, you little popsicle stick.

BALL FUN TIME Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.

Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This? Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.

Clone on Clone Crime Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!

Don't Get Dooped Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?

Instant Clone Soup Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.

WE <3 MURDER Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!

It's A Video Game, Kill Something! Don't kill any villagers, because God forbid you do something out of the ordinary!

Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me! Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?

Daddy Gotta Eat! Instead of feeding the poor, feed Gail's roommate in under 5 minutes!

Here's Donny! Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.

That went well... Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.

No Winners In This Game! Beat Glorkon without getting killed by anyone... Including me. That’s right, I’ve been hunting you.

Final Upgrade! You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!

Really? This Game's Not That Good Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.

Trover ****s the Universe You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.

You Actually Did It?! What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!

Worst Guest Ever You did it! You killed every killable NPC! You're certified, psychopathic killer! Someone should probably call the police...

The Ultimate Happy Ending Collect all Power Babies in the game. Then prepare to have your shnudler ringled!

Jopo Jopo Saves the Universe

Let’s Sling These Babies! You collected all the rare power babies, now let’s sell ‘em! My boy, T-Ham, knows a guy that knows a guy that knows a guy that has an Etsy account who’ll help flip these lil’ babies!

Gorbin’s Lil’ Hole Slammer Oof! Hey, Gorbin here. I just got done eating a sleeping bag sized burrito and let me tell ya, I’m feeling pretty good about myself. I feel like I could even bring back my dead wife. I bet you’re feeling pretty good, too, after getting the high score in Space Slam.

Be Kind Rewind Hey, you watched a tape in the entertainment room. Was that clue clear enough for you? HUH!? All you little trophy hunters out there! God forbid you try and figure something out on your own!