The Holy Gosh Darn

...of 100%-ability 100% the game.

...of Whackamoleity Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.

...of Audacity Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.

...of Brewery Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.

...of Paradoxicality Give Brokk a nosebleed.

...of Discontinuity Make Gerardiel shut up.

...of Snackery Have a cookie.

...of Connectivity Open a network of portals between every realm.

...of Efficiency Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.

...of Celebrity Listen to yourself on the radio.

...of Generosity Give Satan a gift.

...of Omnisciency Freak out Puriel.

...of Holiness Meet every Holy Spirit.

...of Theory Learn everything.

...of Modularity Install the wardrobe module.

...of Sentimentality Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.

...of Upgradability Get a watch upgrade.

...of Fully Upgradability Get all watch upgrades.

...of Sensibility Watch every divine memory.

...of Mortality Die in 5 different ways.

...of Philanthropy Help Mike Cobbles.

...of Mythology Visit Helheim.

...of Humanity Visit Earth.

...of Purgatory Visit Hell.

...of Salary Pay for services rendered.

...of Agility Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.

...of Craftability Learn how to combine items.

...of Heroity Save heaven.

...of Mockery Insult one Elder.

...of Artistry Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.

...of Hostility Insult all Elders.

...of Animosity Insult 10 Elders.

...of Melody Listen to every song.

...of Unbelievability See crazy nonsense everywhere.

...of Vanity Fill out your wardrobe.

...of Inquiry Read every book.

...of Verbosity Call everyone.