Drawn to Death (Limited Access)

I hate my stupid stepdad. Get 1st place in any game mode.

Oh @&!%, did I brush my teeth today? Get 20 total kills.

I'm getting hungry. Get your first kill.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I think that's it — I'm bored. Get 100 total kills.

But I mean, why wouldn't I be? This class sucks so bad. Get 1st place in 25 Deathmatch games.

Maybe I'll say I need to go to the bathroom. Use all Alientown warps in one match — including secret warps!

Then I'll just hide in a stall and watch videos till class ends. Discover granny's terrible secret!

Amy keeps looking at me and smiling. That's weird. It's cool, but it's weird. Smasher SMASH!!!!

I wonder if she likes me. How amazing would that be? Reach floor 15 of any month's tower.

Maybe she just feels sorry for me. Or maybe she's smiling at someone behind me? Get 1000 total kills.

Nope — there's just a poster of Abraham Lincoln behind me. She could be smiling at the poster, I guess? That'd be so weird. Play and finish 50 games in any game mode.

Actually, that would make me like her more. And to be clear, what I mean is, if she IS a little weird, I'd like that. Get any two characters to level 15.

I wasn't saying I'd like her more if she wanted to get with Abe Lincoln. That'd be super gross cuz he’s dead. And very tall. Get 3rd place or above in 300 games in any game mode.