Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition

Jiggle Master Unlock all bonus content to earn the title of Jiggle Master

Drop Zone Play any match once

Substance Play all 4 levels on Gaseous Galaxy

Tetsuo! Play all 4 levels on Gnarly Gnebula

Hasta La Vista Play all 4 levels on Globulus Glacier

A Hind D? Play all 4 levels on Gemstone Geodome

Red Card Get 10 Dash Kills in a 4P Soccer match

Hat Trick Score 3 goals in a row in a 4P Soccer match

Flag on the Play Get 10 Dash Kills in a 4P Blitz match

Hail Mary Score a Touchdown by catching a pass from one End Zone to the other

Dodge This Get a Dash Kill in a 4P Bombardment match

Fully Loaded Collect every Dodge Ball in a 4P Bombardment match

Sudo Reboot Defeat 3 Cruel CPUs in any 4P Battle match

Ctrl Alt Delete Defeat 3 Adept CPUs in any 4P Battle match

Post Mortem Get a Kill with the Stinger from the afterlife

Blast Wave Get 5 Explosive Crate Kills in any 4P Battle match

Control Freak Get 10 Stinger Kills in any 4P Battle match

Muggsy McAllister Get a 20 Kill Combo on one life in any 4P Battle match

Rocky McAllister Kill 3 blobs with one dash attack in any 4P Battle match

Warmonger Win any 4P Battle match without getting a single Dash Kill

Dash To Victory Win any 4P Battle match (with guns) without firing a single bullet