Desert Child

You win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score. You did all the things.

Hello, this is Pablo Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.

1991 Collect all secret tapes.

Bean Machine Eat all the bean types.

The stones on this guy Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger

Vicious Fend off the police without being shot.

Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week? Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.

Tony Jones Buy every newspaper.

The Martian is a bad movie Survive a full month on Mars.

Root Vegetables Beat the game.

Old Have over $9000.

Moriyama-san Complete your record collection.

Aquaman talks to water, not fish Buy fish from the fishermen.

C.R.E.A.M. Phone mom for a loan.

Good morning video games Start a new game plus.

Two baboons at once Destroy two enemies at the same time.

Mr. Bean Eat 5 bean types.

Nice Have 69% hunger.

Well...this is low Successfully rob a bike on the street.

Smarter than smoking Never buy cigarettes.

I'm the Lebanese Rambo! Eat a snack pack without throwing up.

This is real fun Chill for over an hour.

The absolute madman Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.

World's Fastest Pizza Take a pizza delivery job.