Postal: Brain Damaged

I AM THE DUDE NOW Collect all of the other trophies.

NO CURE Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine.

THE CURE Kill the big bad RONA.

I AM THE MANAGER Kill Karen.

THIRD IMPACT Kill Tesloborgelion.

I WANT TO BELIVE Find the third installment.

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active.

TAKE THE BLUE PILL Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active.

GYM ENTHUSIAST Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active.

IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES Find a certain secret not on wednesday.

TRYHARD Get 100% on any of the levels.

PSPSPSPSPS Pet a cat.

I AM CONFUS Confuse at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

IT BURNS Burn at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM Freeze at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

HE'S NOT A REAL BOY Make Tesloborgelion's boy parts wet

TINDER Find all enemy codex entries.

DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM Find all location codex entries.

SECOND AMENDMENT Find all weapon codex entries.

WELCOME TO THE COLONY Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest.

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood.

PREMATURE EVACUATOR Finish any level below the speedrun threshold.

RELOADING! Use an ammo box.

DAMAGE CONTROL Restore health with a certain item

GOD SAVE THE DUDE Use portable armor.

IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES Find a certain secret on wednesday, my dude.

NO, U Reflect 10 projectiles.

PTSD Finish the These Sunny Daze DLC

Sunburn Commando Obtain all These Sunny Daze DLC weapons

What a Beach to find Find all secrets on the Sun of the Beach map

Love for Sail Find all secrets on the Ship Happens map

Fully Erected Find all secrets on the E*ection Day

B**ch Lore Find all codex entries in the These Sunny Daze DLC

JFK Kill Ronald Dixon with a sniper rifle

Calm down baby Soak angry Moto Mom