The Big Con

Platinum Fanny Pack Obtain all of the Trophies

The Bandcamp Bait 'n Switch Got on a bus to save your video store from loan sharks.

The Burblo Boondoggle Grabbed enough money for a train ticket.

The Hormliner Hustle Conned more money than Ted on your way up the train.

The Kabaczky Confusion Stole a lot of money from... the Kabaczkys.

The Desert Dialtone Took a wrong turn in the desert and found a little guidance.

The Suit-Up Surprise Snuck your way into a casino, dressed for success.

The Casino Case-Out Saved Linda's Video from Ricky.

The Big Con Finished your adventure and told your mom everything.

The Flin Flon Flimflam Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan.

Lorgo and the Flungus Learned about how the stock market works.

That's a Good Flungus Helped a well-meaning stockbroker with a thoroughly-researched tip.

Third Time's a Flungus Honestly, we just wanted you to hear the word Flungus one more time.

The Joker Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend.

The Smoker Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is.

The Lover Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying.

The Periwinkle Takeover Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze.

The Squeaky Stranger Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world.

The Big Sneak Got way too deep in the underground shoe game.

The Old Switcheroo Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest.

The Last Minute Birthday Party Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy.

The Truth Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right?

The Whole Truth Phoned your mom in every town, parking lot, and hotel you could.

The Legitimate Hustle Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you.

The Heatstroke Hallucination Got lost and found the worst place on earth.

The Dusty Toss Was politely asked to leave a moving train.

The Huxtor's Finest Got caught once too many times in the Huxtor.

The Tape Never Lies Called Mari from the road and played it real cool.

The Best Friend Shuffle Called Mari from the road and she actually picked up this time.

The First Timer Steal your first wallet.

The Protectionist Became friends with Murray, while he shook people down in Las Venganza.

The Fraudster Stole some wallets for Myrna. Wonder what she's gonna do with those...

The Watcher Got a Gold Fanny Pack for Dan as a thanks for spying on the locals.

The Big Cornucopia Helped the grocer remember the old days.

The Film Buff Found 6 VHS tapes hidden throughout the game.

The Collector's Gambit Met the collector and added to his collection. What does he do with this stuff?

Sticky Fingers Lisbon Found some additions to your sticker collection in your home town.

The Video Store Employee Showed up to work kinda sorta on time.

Sticky Fingers Mallton Found some additions to your sticker collection in a huge mall.

The Changebreaker Learned how to make something out of nothing with a little changebreaking magic.

Sticky Fingers Midlands Hormliner Found some additions to your sticker collection on a moving train.

Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Found some additions to your sticker collection in a big city.

Sticky Fingers Perdido Found some additions to your sticker collection in a weird desert.

The Skater Challenged an adventurer and won... sort of?

Sticky Fingers Las Venganza Revisted Found some MORE additions to your sticker collection in a big city.

Sticky Fingers Casino Found some additions to your sticker collection in a bustling casino.

The Giant Block of Horm Used a hideous block of processed meat to make someone laugh.

The Three Kids In A Trench Coat Helped some mysterious strangers complete their collection.

The Stickiest Situation Show a complete sticker collection to a fellow collector.

The Taking Candy from a Baby Like taking candy from a baby...'s over protective mom.

A Rad Achievement Get a Rad Skater Score of over 3500.

A Radder Achievement Get a Rad Skater Score of over 8000

THE RADDEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER Get a Rad Skater score of over 15000. This is a higher score than anyone on the dev team ever has or ever will achieve.