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GUESS I’LL DIE Thank you for your sacrifice

GO ROGUE The Update did not carry… yet

GOT IT MEMORIZED? The tutorial is over

ME NO CONTRIBUTE TO THE FUTURE Really not in the mood for an Update

HOUSE THAT SENT YOU MAD Completed A38Ω form

SCREW THEM Still not in the mood to Update this phone

DATA-JESUS You zipped and saved everyone

NERO You deliberately zipped the minimum number of people. Wow

COME BACK Hope we'll see you soon

ORGANIZED CHAOS Ugly present put back in shape

FILET O FISH Data-fishes not starving anymore, check

DATA-COFFEE SHORTAGE But thanks for putting the machines back anyway

OFFICIAL OS9 TM RESELLER Bought the merch and gave it away

WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER? Flipped the right lever up

DR. FRANKENSTEIN GONE FULL CIRCLE Revived and killed the old gen Process

THEY WERE ASKING FOR IT Kicked those cheerleader Processes down

NO CLIFFHANGER Gave its book to the Office Worker

TALKATIVE Asked everything ever to the Collector

AND YOU FAIL Security caught you

HEX FLUENT So, you speak hex?

ANSWER KNOT NOT Answered all phones in the game

YOU WANT MY JOB? You reported people to Management all 3 times

CAN YOU PET THE DOG Yes we want to be featured in that account

I'M NOT STUPID Did not ask help from the Rubber Duck even once

WAT NEEDS A NEW NICKNAME Gave Wat its hearing aid back

USER PRIVA-WHAT? Collected all User Messages

REAL LIFE COLLECTOR Collect all the figurines

DEBUGGING THERAPY Debugged the game

DIAGNOSTICS REPORT Found the way to the diagnostics area in Wifi

GOOD FORTUNE Found all the Cookies

SOMEONE WILL LOSE THEIR JOB Crushed a Security guard

FUN AND GAMES AND DATA-FLOWERS PID456 will get its 00FFFF data-flowers

CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR All Processes like gray better. No exception

ASDF GOD Answered correctly to the yellowheads crew in Speakers