Eat Lead

King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Take 5. Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"

Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."

Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Headache Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Migraine Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"

Head of the Class Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"

Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."

Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"

Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Peekaboo...I Shot You! Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."

Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"

Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."

Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."

Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."

Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."

Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Observe the Grenade Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"

Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"