Sam and Max

One Trophy to Rule Them All! You did it! You collected every dang trophy in this game! Your reward? Another trophy of course! But this time a big shiny Platinum one!

You Should See the Tequila Bottle You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.

Putting a Lid on Crime You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.

Office Intern You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.

Dial M For Murder Hornets Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.

The Extra Inch Award You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.

Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage

Putting the 'A' in "Asplode" Earn an A in Bombs Away

Voyage of the DANG! Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain

This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things

It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujah?) Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.

Not Entirely Pointless Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out trophies.

Helium Hoarder Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.

Neutron Neutralizer Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.

Act I, Player 0 Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses and enter Park 2. Also, look up "traunch."

Most Valuable Fizzer Earn an A in Fizzball

Bunts Are For Losers You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.

A Clue? Gesundheit! Earn an A in Get a Clue

Love Machine Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love

Clean Up in Aisle 666 Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.

Act II - The Actening Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses and enter Park 3. Now might be a good time to rehydrate.

Grandmaster Splash Earn an A in Sky Patrol

Nacho Dust Buster Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.

Hoverachiever Earn an A in the No Fun House

High Anxiety Collect all balloons and rings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.

Rat Whacker Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.

Whisper Winner You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply these skills to many situations, like, um ...

Streak Freak You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.

Pomp and Aquabears Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.

Shotgun! Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.

Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting

Taste the Prismatic Projection Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.

From Hell's Spleen Shoot Captain Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.

Takin' it Queasy Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.

The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master Definitively put an end to the menace of Captain Aquabear... for now.

CONGRATULATIONS! Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud

Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait? Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Captain Aquabear. You sadist.

Lumpy Cum Laude Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds and get a new diploma in Graduation! If you've earned 10, the game is broken.