Quantum Conundrum

Well, look what you found there Picked up your first Collectible

Ah, finally some peace and quiet Collected all Collectibles

In less than 12 parsecs Achieved Goal Time on all maps

Honor Student Achieved Shifts Goal on all maps

Did a Thing! Used the 'Do A Thing' menu item

Nuclear Nooby Picked up the IDS device

Dimensional Drifter Powered up the first generator

Symmetrical Sojourner Powered up the second generator

Peerless Perambulator Powered up the third generator

Extraordinaire Extrapolator Powered up the Uber-IDS

Big Meanie Knocked Ike over with an object

Still Alive Made it through every level at least once without dying

Explorer of All Roads Solved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first

Art Major View your portrait in all dimensions

Testing the Fences Break 20 panes of glass

Outstanding Ornithologist Complete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Eagle Eyed Collect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle"

Two Drink Minimum Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Ludicrous Speed Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle"

Left or Dead? Make it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying

Astounding Automator Complete all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Bots beget bots Collect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!"

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying