Jazzpunk

The End Now go outside

Exume To Consume Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Essense of Pigeon Spray 3 people with pheromones

Conversationalist Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges Explore the rotary phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Insurance Premiums Increase Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongliform Encephalopathy Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly... Win a round of pillow fight

Bloody Mary On The Rocks Serve a bloody mary

Breaking The Mold Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Clean As A Whistle Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

A Kissenger For All Seasons Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

DJ Polyblank Scratch two compact disc records