This game has been merged into My Existential Crisis. Earned trophies in this entry will not be accounted for on any leaderboard.
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469 of 473 players (99.15%) have 100% this game.
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Trophy Groups
| Group | Name | Detail | Icon |
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| default | My Existential Crisis | — |
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Trophies
| Group | # | Name | Detail | Target | Icon |
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| default | 0 | Indie Legend: Shipped It! | "Against all odds, logic, and advice from concerned family members, you actually finished and released agame. It has 3 reviews: your mom (5 stars), some guy who refunded it (1 star), and someone who wrote a 3000-word essayabout how your game changed their life but gave it 3 stars because 'the jump button felt weird'. | — |
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| default | 1 | Hello World Champion | "Successfully displayed text on screen after only 47 attempts and 3 mental breakdowns. Your parents still don'tunderstand what you do for a living." | — |
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| default | 2 | Caffeine Transcendence | "Achieved immunity to coffee. Energy drinks now flow through your veins. Your heartbeat sounds like dubstep.This is fine." | — |
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| default | 3 | Scope Creep Survivor | "Started making Pong, ended up with an MMO RPG with dating sim elements and a cooking minigame.Successfully scaled back to Pong with particles." | — |
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| default | 4 | The Spaghetti Code Chef | "Written code so tangled that you're now afraid to change anything. If it works, nobody touches it. Thatvariable named 'thing2_final_FINAL_v3' is load-bearing." | — |
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| default | 5 | Rubber Duck Therapist | "Explained your code to an inanimate object for 3 hours straight. The duck now has a computer sciencedegree and existential dread." | — |
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| default | 6 | Asset Store Gregor Samsa | Successfully combined medieval castle assets with sci-fi UI and cartoon trees. Art critics call it 'bold'. Playerscall it 'what happened here?' | — |
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| default | 7 | The 2AM Philosopher | "Questioned all life choices while fixing a semicolon error at 2:47 AM. Contemplated becoming a farmer.Added the semicolon. Continued developing." | — |
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| default | 8 | Version Control Disaster Artist | "Git pushed to main branch. Git pulled everyone's changes. Git gave up. Started over with'Project_FINAL_FINAL_actuallyFinal_v2_backup.zip'" | — |
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| default | 9 | Early Access Optimist | "Released game at 10% completion with a roadmap longer than a CVS receipt. Still updating it 3 years later.Players somehow love you for it." | — |
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| default | 10 | Bug Whisperer | "Turned 47 game-breaking bugs into 'features'. Players now speedrun using your collision detection errors.Task failed successfully." | — |
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| default | 11 | Ramen Connoisseur | "Survived 6 months on instant noodles and determination. Can identify 23 different flavors blindfolded.Vitamin deficiency is just another debugging challenge." | — |
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